10: Full Service Gas Stations9: HUGE Property Taxes
8: Alternate-side parking7: West Nile Virus
6: 95 degrees and 90% humidity5: References to the Sopranos
4: Noreasters3: Tolls on the Garden State Pkwy
2: Bruce Springstein/Bon Jovi1: Jughandles

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