Although we LOVE living in Northern New Jersey, there are a few things that we can't wait to leave behind. Here are a few...

10: Full Service Gas Stations
9: HUGE Property Taxes

8: Alternate-side parking
7: West Nile Virus

6: 95 degrees and 90% humidity
5: References to the Sopranos

4: Noreasters
3: Tolls on the Garden State Pkwy

2: Bruce Springstein/Bon Jovi
1: Jughandles

Leave a comment and let me know if you have any other ideas!
The Devils
ReplyDeleteHighway State Police
PATH trains
Goombas
That whole 'no left turn' thing. (WTF?!)
The Giant Turtle Storm of 1999
Bad attitudes!
ReplyDeleteGlad you guys moved a little closer to Texas!